In crazy tale, Ex-Fox News star claims he was viciously attacked in bed while his dogs and wife slept

They’re out to get Tucker Carlson: No, not liberals or the mainstream media.
Demons.
The former Fox News star who was fired to settle a defamation lawsuit against the right-wing network, claims he was attacked in his bed a year and a half ago by a demon who left him bleeding from “claw marks,” while his dogs and wife — light sleepers — never awoke.
Coincidentally, Carlson was booted in April 2023 — about a year and a half ago.
In a clip posted by the “Christianities?” YouTube channel on Thursday, Carlson said that he has had “a direct experience with” evil.
Journalists? he was asked sarcastically by host John Heers.
“No, in my bed at night,” Carlson said. “I got attacked while I was asleep with my wife and four dogs and mauled, physically mauled.”
“In a spiritual attack by a demon?” Heers asked.
“Yeah, by a demon,” Carlson said. “Or by something unseen that left claw marks on my sides.”
Carlson added: “I was totally confused, I woke up, and I couldn’t breathe, and I thought I was going to suffocate. And I walked around outside and then I walked in and my wife and dogs had not woken up. And they’re very light sleepers. And then I had these terrible pains on my rib cage and on my shoulder, and I was just in my boxer shorts and I went and flipped on the light in the bathroom, and I had four claw marks on either side underneath my arms and on my left shoulder. And they’re bleeding.”
Carlson said he sleeps “on my side, so I wasn’t clawing myself. I don’t have long nails and they didn’t fit my hands anyway. But yeah, that happened.”
“Do you think God allowed the demon?” Heers asked.
“I have no idea what happened,” Carlson said. “No one has to believe me, I don’t care, but that happened to me.”
If the demon visits Carlson again, it might be a ticked-off little girl coming to get even for Carlson’s recent comments that Trump, if re-elected, will spank the nation … like a little girl.
““And when dad gets home, you know what he says? ‘You’ve been a bad girl, you’ve been a bad little girl, and you’re getting a vigorous spanking right now,” Carlson said at a Trump rally last week. “And, no, it’s not gonna hurt me more than it hurts you. No, it’s not. I’m not gonna lie, this is gonna hurt you a lot more than it hurts me. And you earned this. You’re getting a vigorous spanking because you’ve been a bad girl, and it has to be this way.”
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